Eden

Good morning! Did you sleep well? It was time for all those things you have to do before you leave the serenity of your own house and enter the chaos of the city streets. First, the morning pee. Nothing better than the relief of the first pee of the day.

Next up was tanning my incredibly white bum in the morning sun, which just happened to shine through my bathroom door. Once I got to hot to stand there baking myself any longer it was time for my favorite, the morning shower.

I began by flicking the switch and turning on the gas (so that I could have a warm shower) I then turned on the water and got soaked to the bone. Water dripping left, right and center I do not know how I managed to keep the camera dry.

When I was done I went and dried off in the sun since it was such a nice sunny morning. Then came the teeth brushing and I couldn’t help but get a little silly while I had a mouth full of mint foam.

I did a bit a mucking around in my bedroom and then it was time to get dressed. I chose my outfit for the day and began putting on the layers. So, that was my morning, there was no time for breakfast and there rarely is. After the last snap shot you could imagine me running out the door and walking for 20-25 minutes until I arrive at the head quarters.

Smiles and Pinches from, Eden